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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:01

Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading